• This Is My Life, Rated
    Life: 7.3
    Mind: 7.9
    Body: 8.2
    Spirit: 4.5
    Friends/Family: 5
    Love: 7.7
    Finance: 5.8

    个人认为还是客观的  选题都比较全面
    哇哈哈哈
    他们还问,“您的身体素质超过很多人,请谈谈你是怎么维持的。”  我心想,因为是未成年人……无嗜好无疾病无精神烦恼……

    “You seem to be lacking in spirit. Improve your score by refining your beliefs and searching for answers to philosophical questions. Consider new belief systems if your current beliefs are not rewarding you”

    哈哈哈   仅供娱乐~ 

  • Foreword

    The following is a diary entry in English. Gee, this extremely obvious statement wants me to play the role as a significantly smart/different/quirky-out-of-style person. But sadly, I’m just trying to explain why, since I haven’t wrote diary English since I was in third grade. Readers might find that my writing level is similar to the kind in Chinese, even though the tone is dramatically different—it has no drama (as opposed to me in Chinese)!! Hahahaha that was poor ironic. Yeah, I will only foreword this once: (not only because “foreword” makes me think of “FORESKIN”…*cough*) the following is a diary entry……in the purpose of improving English. Yeah. I have trouble looking back at the 10-line-long bullshit while comparing it to the short explanation that followed. Guess it’s because I doubt anybody beside the people who know how crazy I am can understand this, so my writing is FREE!! Just like when Jaret came to Beijing and BSed a lot too, presuming people don’t understand   0_0. k, end of foreword, goodnight.

      

    其实之前主要推动力就是看到村上春树的小说,觉得自己也可以写得出来嘛!!然后大受启发。

    村上小盆友的历年表是很曲折的。

     

     May 17th, 2008

    I woke up and used the computer to load some songs, which—as usual—ended up as me focusing on something else. After 30 minutes of blogging, I finally got up to prepare for leaving. While pampering my face in front of the mirror with Johnson-Johnson, I combed my hair into a ponytail.

    I had three heavy books, one bottle of low-concentrated apple juice and a tube of chips secured in an “I’m not a plastic bag” bag. 448 to Shangdi Subway station, and smoothly to my school, taking off the hair band on the way.

    The rain started to fall. The wet feel was brought to my senses accompanied with the songs I knew by heart. When I got to school, I was half worried and half cynical about the carnival: though Mr. C was annoyingly stressing everyone before hand, he did put much effort. Chris and Rob were at the cross road and said hi. I went into the school’s lobby, starting to read my drama book. Mr. C then appointed some 7th graders and me to move the Trash and Treasure items to the Language Center. They complained since they do not get CAS recorded. There were all kinds of used trash/treasure on the 2nd floor hallway: dolls, baskets, miniature utensils etc. During the second relay to carry the stuff, I saw this:

     

    My first reaction was 朴智星, cuz Man C was also red - -|||.

     

    9:42  After several trips of moving and couple dialogues of translating, I finally got my table for raffle tickets. The grand prize is two round-trip tickets to Malaysia, 6 days and 5 nights. Last year one raffle ticket only cost 15 RMB, non-limited. Mr. H himself bought up to 50 tickets, won the prize, and sold the trip. This year the tickets became 100RMB each and limited to 2/person.... obviously Mr. C never aced his economics test... evidently, only about 45 tickets were sold.

     

    This was my table:
     

    It had the money box, the coupons for games (5RMB/coupon), and the raffle ticktes. Later on a tent was over the two cafeteria tables. The chips are mineThe little M&M bear is the game of guessing how many M&Ms there were. The closest guess wins the bear and the M&Ms.... Dufake and I guessed twice, 600 and 480.

     ka wa iiiiiiiiiii...... hope we win!!!

    小屁股!
    oh yeah, dufake came at 11:40. He commented on the background songs I never heard: “These songs are so 60s!!! it’s like playing revolutionary songs in Chinese high schools!!” lol ><!!We both watched the Blackened performance; "I see that you're the kind that can get hyped by any music........ i don't mean it as a diss!! I get hyped easily too!!!"He also attempted to steal the guitar of the nerdy Korean kid... "u ppl are soooo rich..."  


    the wet track and the wet bouncey castle.... “敢不敢去跳……”“不敢。我就是怕戳出洞。。丢人从来没怕过”
     
    chris
    Dufake didn't want to throw sponges at females, so I led him to the wateer-covered sexy buff Chris. The game was to throw water balloons at him, 5 kuai 3 throws. The water was quite warm, Chris never ducked. Still, dufake only nailed one.
    The raffle draw was at 1 o'clock; ironically, the headmaster won the prize...
    After lunch, I came back and helped to move some chairs. Dufake and I moved a table together.
    "STOP!! i need to rest..." "and have sex..." "haha, i could totally imagine that happening" "same here" "and all the ppl would have no reaction about it" "yeah!"
    "stole" a can of Coke, found out merrily that the design of the can was one that I didnt have. They are getting prettier each day ><!!!
    we left and watched a skateboarding contest for 2 hours. the kid practicing alone yesterday was there as well, along with a foreigner that sucked.

    “我觉得他们都比我小五岁以上……”
    Though the techniques were pretty basic, we were quite amused. We even stared at the people long enough to be able to recognize them on the street. I love it when that happens, especially young males. ^_^
     Random pics: 

     highway to hell - ACDC

    we even procastinated lunch for 20 minutes just to watch this performance of Kyu and Na. Other than Tears from Heaven, they sang Hey There Delilah and wake me up when sept. ends. Kyu said "White Plain Ts".... He sang pretty well.
    At the end, Chris asked "what about the other band members?" Kyu:"FIRED!" 被带到脑残的小熊一只。澄清一下,他终于没有用中指。
    ~The End~
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    Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

    不会的自己查。。哈哈哈~~  www.dict.cn

  •   时隔整一年,又去一次神堂峪野营。比上一会住的地方更靠里;活动也比上次丰富些。人多 时间少~
    这次的缘由美其名曰International Youth Award的压轴旅行,本以为会很艰难,谁知道 又是吃西餐又是住旅店,就让我们爬了两次山。当然,爬上也是相当辛苦的,尤其是下山我还跌了两跤。总得来说很好玩儿。

    Day 1

    音乐Weezer新专、旧歌,披头士,The Killers。

    10点半,出发了。一路心情有些黯淡,听歌 看看风景 稍微好些。
    路标若干:
    “农村普查 了解过去 把握现在 规划未来”
    “下有光缆,严禁取土。”

    一路上韩国小孩儿们都很兴奋(又是3/4的比例……)。
    快到时,一路惊呼路过的豪华住宿,结果我们停在了一家破旧的饭店面前。全体崩溃。
    外面凉凉的,和去年差不多。靠旅游生存的地方不得不爱护环境。

    进了小多合院,和Jessica合住。厕所现代化,床软乎乎。困得要死
    这个房间我们一直都没上锁(撞关、撞开),也没丢啥。挺好
    从窗外看景

    很ikea的顶灯

    等了好久出去才发现午饭已经准备好了。热狗,Muffin,苹果。
    然后分头爬山。我、robert、Jessica、S Young还有俩女孩一组。最后一组出发

    在等的时候……听音乐听得很high

    平路走了3公里的样子才到山脚下。那时我们已经是第二个上山的了;好多组都走丢了-_-|||

    我们走的全是野路;一开始我带路,很累。然后S Young就开始狂赶,很猛。

    一开始还有点怕摔下去什么的


    人!

    3:40,到了山顶上吃了块巧克力;发现剧烈运动多了,反而不喜甜食。这是良性循环啊!!水也没喝多少

    下山更讨厌。我和另外一个女孩在最后。时不时还遇上别的分队的人在往上爬。沙子很多很滑。

    往回走的路相当漫长。很多傻B车滴滴不停…… 连唱歌都没力气了。。。


    当代艺术。便器很好看,可惜了了

    回去就躺了一下,被告知要做饭……幸好还不是特别的累……


    主食:意大利面·酱


    加热器具:碗以及实验室拿出来的加热器、三脚架和垫板。(锅盖也没有……-_-)
    “我在听披头士、表演切菜物,等水开!”


    一块搅和搅和!!!

     


    沙拉:生菜、西红柿、黄瓜

    ~ 


    肉食:香肠

     
    “这就是我为什么不爱做饭。总会有个什么看起来像梅毒的东西冒出来!!”——Robert


    S Young可喜欢跳舞了……没音乐也跳 烤肠时也跳。。。很有拉面老板的快乐劲儿!

    终于做好了……我的意大利面配上了美奶兹!哈哈哈  为了减缓上火症状,敷衍地吃了几口沙拉。香肠就拿了一根,有点咸。没到一会儿就饱了。。真奇怪……-_-

    洗了个澡。晚上变得冷了。
    我们隔壁就有一笼子的孔雀;叫起来优美,幽怨。


    晚上我们聚在酒店的饭店部。一起试验什么比例的可可粉、热水和牛奶能配出好喝的热巧。好多都浇了草坪-_-
    填写了一张纸。
    回房间读了一会儿《张爱玲传》。很恶心  困,10:00就睡了

    Day 2

    赖床赖到8点半……外面下雨,很冷,早上第一句话就是“Love is a cold and broken”-_-
    多梦之夜,很烦。
    进厕所后发现有一片隐形眼镜没放进盒子里……又干了一整夜。。。-_-  照土方子泡开了  哈哈
    一件西单的衣服,和熊一起买的。相当诡异。

    到了吃早餐的地方只剩一个薄煎饼和一点燕麦片粥……我呼噜下去,回屋收拾东西。谁知老师的意思是先溜达,再回来收拾。出门的时候只剩我和R、J俩人。我们问清方向后就走。就是我和六班同学一起去过的地方,射箭的鹰招牌,干涸了一季度的小溪。。。
    我速度不匀,但过了半个小时就到了终点,我们原路返回。
    韩国小盆友们 走在队伍前头  玩着一个奇怪的打赌游戏。输了的人要在路边扮招财猫,来一伙人就打个招呼,甚可爱。

    回去后,其他人装包   我晾湿漉漉的袜子,参观张爱玲在大学时期是怎么看透的世态。
    在小饭店吃午饭。糖醋里脊、油炸里脊和某种蔬菜。吃得很爽。后来那桌韩国小盆友们又玩儿恶搞的,把很多烂七八糟的液体倒在一个碗里,猜拳 谁输了用米饭沾一点吃了-_-
    玩儿到第二轮就有输不起的。。。相当毁气氛


    小饭店的隔间

    我忽然想到一个可以用的对话,“屋漏偏逢连夜雨啊……”“您要是一时屋漏可以这么感叹感叹,可是这已经漏了很长时间了。。雨不能再等了。。”

    后来我们上车,打道回府。路上我睡了50分钟;手机快没电,但听歌听的还是相当爽。Weezer无敌~

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